Let me just say, I HATE fruit flies. I swear they follow me home from the grocery store, hitching a ride on everything I buy, even if I didn't buy anything from the produce department. This week I bought strawberries, and even though they are long gone, I have fruit flies. So I turn to the only thing that works: Wine.
1. Grab a cereal bowl.
2. Pour enough red, or sweet fruit wine, to cover bottom of bowl.
3. Cover with plastic cling wrap, and pull tightly.
4. Use a toothpick and poke about 20 holes.
5. Leave sitting out over night, and voila! The little buggers should be trapped and half drunk!